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Below Forks 2001

Where to even begin! This past summer was one of the busiest periods of my life. I had the opportunity to work at the Below Forks site as part of the SCAPE research project. Five days a week we lived in a derelict farm house some 15 km from Kinistino, Saskatchewan. The house reminded me of the deserted farmhouse in the original 1968 Night of the Living Dead. Most of the crew got to sleep on beds (or at least on the precious foamies) inside the house. However Steve and I, being the Men of Steel that we are, elected to sleep in tents. I spent about 63 nights in a small 2-man tent downwind of an outhouse this summer, but I'm not bitter.

Each day started off somewhere between 5:30 and 6:00 AM. We gathered in the kitchen where we each prepared our own breakfast. The breakfast menu consisted of eggs, toast, or cereal (including a box of shreedies that featured the Star Trek: Generations movie on the box [circa. 1994]). After breakfast we reluctantly made sandwiches for our lunch. Our choice in lunchmeats were normally limited to either Salami or Ham. Sometimes we used both on the same sandwich and came up with "slam" or "Slamwiches" as we came to call them. After our lunches were made, we would pile into our two rental vehicles and blast down to the forks (South Saskatchewan meets North Saskatchewan).

Once we arrived at the boat launching area, we all lugged gas tanks, excavation equipment, 14' fiberglass boats, and a cooler of "slamwiches" down to the boat area (about 75m from the truck). Wade "The Rock" Dargin had the privilege of lugging the 125 pound motor to and from the boat every day. Once all was loaded onto the boats we began our perilous journey across the river. The distance to be crossed by water was only about 150m but invariably we hit submerged rocks, submerged trees and even the occasional submerged beaver with our outboard motor.

Once we disembarked, we trudged up a squirrelly goat-path of a trail that lead up the cutbank to the actual excavation site. This was never an easy task despite having to travel along this trail at least 4 times a day (more if you were water screening) I never got used to it. The excavation site itself is on the very edge of the cutbank (and thus there was always the risk of falling off the cutbank and tumbling 15 or so feet to talus slope at the base).

The site was divided into three excavation areas: The western area, the main trench, and the eastern excavation block. I worked in the Main trench for the whole summer. The Trench is a 1m X 7m excavation unit running from the very edge of the cutbank to a point seven metres inland. When I started working on the trench it had been excavated to varying depths. Most of the trench had been taken down to about 240cm below datum with some areas as high as 200cm below datum. By the time I had finished the entire trench was excavated down to 270cm.

Most days at the site were impossibly hot, so I was thankful to be deep down in the earth. On the warmer days it began to get uncomfortably warm sometime around 10:00am. The worst period was from about 1:00pm to 3:00pm when the sun was directly above us and the trench was turned into a clay oven. Most of us experienced some sort of heat-induced disorientation and/or hallucinations at some point. Nevertheless we kept working through it all.

We were in Saskatchewan, so that meant that it hardly ever rained. I think we missed 2 half-days of work due to rain throughout the entire summer. The days when it did rain and we were at the site we donned our rain gear and got wet. Except Wade. Wade had no rain gear. For Wade "raingear" was a state of mind. On occasions when it really started to come down, Wade mysteriously disappeared and we were treated to a sighting of Ment (It's Ment! Half-man, Half-tent!).

We packed up at 4:30pm everyday and essentially did our morning ritual in reverse. For 2/3 of the summer we cooked our own meals (The horror! The horror!) We had fish-sticks, Perogies, Smokies and Spaghetti every week for about 2 months. At the beginning of August we got a cook to come in and cook for us. The food was good and there was lots of it.

For entertainment we started out with a single board game called "Tour De Force". It was some crazy Canadian Trivial Pursuit knock-off from the 1970's created by Pierre Burton. The questions mostly involved obscure events that transpired in the 1960's. The answer to every fifth question was "Pierre Burton". We attempted to play that game once and only once.

At some point (I don't really remember when as every day was exactly the same), we brought up a TV. and VCR and a bunch of movies. We watched a movie pretty much every night. The was also the possibility of making a trek into Melfort. Melfort was the closest town of any real size (maybe 5,000 people). Melfort had a small independently owned movie theatre, a coffee shop, a gym, and a recreation center with showers and a pool. Melfort also has a hospital. I became well acquainted with this hospital during the summer.

We made it into Melfort maybe once or twice a week. Normally Wade went to the Gym to work out while the rest of us sorta milled about town and drank slurpees or hungout in the coffee shop. We took in three movies during the summer: Tomb Raider, Planet of the Apes, and American Sweethearts. There wasn't really much to do in melfort, but it beat sitting around the table in a derelict farm house staring at each other in silence until it was a socialy aceptable time to go to bed.

Regina Life

Hey all! My four month stint in Regina is almost at an end. Although most of my friends warned me that Regina was the embodiment of all that was wrong in the world, I actually had a pretty O.K. time here ( WITH the exception of having to deal with my PSYCHOTIC LANDLADY, but more on that later). I am currently working on putting together a sort of abridged HTML version of my Regina adventures so that the next person that takes this SaskPower job knows what to expect/where to hang out.

I have actually taken down the page I wrote about my altercations with my psycho landlady, as somebody pointed out that I should wait until AFTER I move out before making unfavorable comparisons between the person that could evict me and mature sea lions.

Somebody recently asked me: "Gee Riel, your website has had over 700 visitors! who are these people?" The answer is: "I just don't know". Quite a few people get directed here from the search engine at "google.com". I tried it out, just to confirm my suspicions, and apparently if your search contains a word that appears ANYWHERE ON MY WEBSITE, my site will come up in the search results. for instance somebody did a search for "short hair" and my site came up in the top ten results because I have the words "short hair" on a picture caption at the bottom of my photo album. I just hope I don't have the three letters "XXX" anywhere on this site!

Like everyone else from a more "reputable" city, I had a dim view of Regina prior to moving here. I mean they don't even have an NHL team!( well neither does Winnipeg anymore, but hey! at least we used to!). Now don't get me wrong, I don't particularly LOVE Regina, but it is not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

I'm thinking most of you have not spent much time in Regina, if anything, you were just passing through on your way to Calgary or BC. I personally had not even passed through Regina since 1985, and even then I never stopped to see what Regina was really like. I don't think I even made it into the downtown area.

Regina has a few things that Saskatoon doesn't, like skyscrapers and Second Cup coffee shops (YES!!). But I also see in Regina some faults that are not as prevalent in Saskatoon, such as slummy areas ( and Yes, I've been to the Grace Adams site in Saskatoon...it's not the same!) and lots of drunk people wandering around the streets at 2 am. So in summary, Regina reminds me a lot of Winnipeg, only without as many services ( one superstore, one Futureshop, one mall).

But what really made my stay in Regina worthwhile was some of the people I met here. The people I worked with were awesome. I mean, my boss took me out for beer every Friday! Can't complain about that! Also, there were some locals who directed me to some of the summer festivities that Regina has to offer, most notably the Flatland music festival and Mosaic. Downtown Regina has some decent places to hang out, The Scarth street mall is an excellent place to have lunch ( and also to "people watch"). The "Tramps" used bookstore/pawnshop/used movies/Ad&d gaming nexus has an usually large collection of Robert E. Howard's Conan books ( the ACE publication run). They also have "Atari" shirts, so get yours today!.


This site!

I am continuing my mastery of HTML!

It has come to my attention that one or two of you cannot view the pictures on the photo album page. This is odd, as they load up fine for me. I suspect that it might have something to do with the way in which freeservers processes requests to view my web page. Sometimes it seems to take a really long time to load, regardless of the speed at which you are connected.

also, Netscape sucks.

I had plans to redesign that particular page anyway, so if the problem actually lies in the HTML coding, it will be corrected then.


Cult Stuff

well, so far all the comments I have received have been "what's all this I hear about a cult?". It seems that as soon as people hear the word "Cult" the associate it with goat sacrificing Satanists who parade around in robes all day and address each other by silly titles like "Grand Master so-and-so" and "TPOC" and such.

So let me explain.

The name of the cult I was in was called "The Church of Shawn and The Blinding Light". It was non-serious organization started by my friend Shawn back in high school. It wasn't really a cult in the technical sense, but more of a means of justifying our idiosyncrasies (procrastination, appreciation of Army of Darkness/Evil Dead movies, etc.)

Shawn went about establishing what was good and what was evil according to his new religion.

Chief among that which was considered good was the freedom to eat subs from Subway whenever we wanted, free from prejudice and oppression.

It also held the freedom to admire wolverines in high regard. At least that's what I thought it stood for...I may have imagined it.: )

The Sabbath for this cult was sometime in June when we would all go to Hecla Island and engage in debauchery for three days. These activities included drinking so much that trying to fill a cooler with live squirrels and then tossing it into some unsuspecting camper's tent seemed like a good idea. (to US, that is. NOT to the squirrels!)

Other activities included the mobilization of a labor force, the likes of which has not been seen on this continent since the Mississippian Moundbuilders, in order to construct an overly elaborate staircase down a cliff face that was constructed out of boulders, clay, and mature pine trees. Again, this seemed like a good idea at the time.

For more infomation on this harmless "cult" go to the links page and go see Shawn's site.

Unfortunately, Shawn has informed me that the Cult of Shawn and the Blinding Light is now defunct (although his site is still up. Devine intervention? you decide!). There is talk of forming a new religious order called The Order of Jari...but we'll see

The Great Laundry Theft: a Pivotal Moment in my Life

Funny thing happened the other day. I was doing my laundry in the laundry room in the basement of my apartment building.

I was the only one making use of this facility on this particular night.

I went upstairs to work on an essay whilst my laundry was drying. I returned half an hour later to find all my clothes were missing with the exception of one sock lying in the hallway that leads to the laundry room.

Being the typical grad student, nearly every article of clothing I owned was in that load of laundry. All my jeans, sweaters, underwear, socks everything was gone. I now have about 3 or 4 articles of clothing to wear.

The thing that upsets me the most is to think what kind of demented individual steals your underwear from the drier? and should that person be at large in society?

we're not talking about GAP clothing here we're talking about "archaeology wear": old jeans and t-shirts, University sweaters and such. no retail value at all. It's been a couple of days now, despite the landlords and mine best efforts, they haven't been returned.

I wonder about people sometimes.